Great Britain in the midst of Confusion

We have a Election in Great Britain to see who will ruin (whoops! Sorry run), the country for the next five years. Well we presume it will be for five years, but it could be less!
Total confusion exists, it seems whoever you vote for you are going to get some right Charlie’s in control. Now I always was a Conservative, Chairman of the Ward, Financial Area Committee, and Area Committee etc. Thought Maggie was the cat’s whiskers, I was a Conservative. But times have changed, NO I don’t favour Gordon Brown and his lot – they have spent 13 years flogging off our gold reserves very very cheap, ruined the private pension schemes, and as to the promises for the State Pension – well they certainly never happened. And just what are we doing in Afghanistan – we must be mad wasting good money there, and even more worrying wasting the lives of our armed forces (well sort of armed!). Get us out somebody. I could go on!

Clegg – sorry for me a waste of time, all his mob will do is guarantee that we will have NO CHANGE; we shall have eighteen years of Labour chaos not just thirteen.

So how about the Conservatives – sorry I can’t take to Cameron and Osborne, they come across as very weak individuals. I want a leader that speaks with conviction, who gives firm policies. We are in trouble, some of the world is in trouble – not all! We need to know how we get out of it. I have my opinion but it doesn’t always agree with others, and anyway I’m not in charge. So what does Diddly David intend to do?

Then comes the rest. BNP – Green Party – UKIP – you name them – we’ve got them. Actually I rather think that Nigel F whatever could be a good vote. But he’s got more sense and is an MEP where all the decisions are made.
Maybe we should not just get rid of the House of Lords (not my idea), but get rid of the whole lot. NO PARLIMENT what an idea, now that does sound a good idea. Can I have your expenses please I could do with being wealthy and on a good thing.

Will I vote, I suppose so. No apathy in my blood. One year I went to voting booth, took the form and put a cross on the complete paper. Well I did rouse myself and go to the voting booth.

AND THATS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO, GO AND VOTE.THEN WE SHALL GET WHAT WE ALL WANT? COMPLETE CHAOS AS USUAL